Getting tagged by one of these tag/meme/award things is like getting a homework assignment. It just sits there, hanging in the back of your mind, weighing on you, draining all the joy out of life. You know you have to get the homework assignment done, but would much rather go outside and play baseball with the other bloggers.
As luck would have it, today, only one thing happened in the entire world. A muckraking New York Governor got caught boning an overpriced hooker. This item immediately made my "Items I Will Never Blog About, Even If You Waterboard Me" list. Since this was the only thing that happened in the world today, my schedule was clear and I could finally get to the meme/tag detrius that keeps washing up on the beach.
I will respond and forward these tags per their rules later in the post, but first I have a very special present for Mr. Crapomatic (Dyre Portents is located at crapomatic.blogspot.com and no - I don't know what the connection is between Dyre Portents and Crapomatics).
I hope I do not seem ungrateful, but - you see, I spent too much time once before on the question of Memes and Awards. Specifically this post:
But, upon further reflection and research, I decided that I was being a little too hard on the meme creators and promoters, and after further meditating on the unappreciated status of the blog as reflected by the pathetic DWSUWF technorati rating, I had an epiphany and we were inspired in that very same post to create the:
"Now some might think this has something to do with a pyramid type scheme for trafficking in the primary currency of the blogosphere - links. But as any thinking blogger knows, these schemes are unsustainable due to the mathematics of geometric progression.This chart from Wikipedia illustrates the problem of geometric progression when one blogger tags six other bloggers and asking each blogger to tag six more - etc. If each blogger acts within one day of getting tagged, then inside of two weeks the entire population of the earth will be tagged... "
Congratulations Dyre42! - you are now the proud recipient of not one but two Pissy Awards! As you now have two awards, you are obligated to forward this award to double the usual number of recipients. Congratulations again!
Partisan Reflection on a Pissant Provocateur Award.
Let's get the terminology straight. We are not using the Merriam Webster definition of a pissant. We are instead using the Urban Dictionary's second definition:Pissant - LittleWhich I think, pretty much covers the entire blogosphere. Recipients should also feel free to substitute, at their discretion, definition 3:
personblog with big attitude.Pissant - Any person who is incapable of consuming as much alcohol as you can. Generally someone who has arrogantly been boasting about how much alcohol they can consume but then falls far short of the trumped up expectations.That cleared up - on to the rationale for the award. This blog is in the service of promoting the notion that our government runs better when congress and the executive branches are divided between the major parties, and that people should vote to keep it that way. Further, we have refined this notion to assert that if the electorate remains polarized, and equally divided, a relatively small number of libertarian or independent swing voters can have a disproportionate impact by consistently voting for divided government. To that end, it is in our enlightened voting interest, to insure that the electorate remain polarized and balanced along partisan lines. This award is offered to further those ends.The Rules of the Partisan Pissant Provocateur Award:
This award should make you reflect on five bloggers who have motivated you to unleash fire breathing partisan posts of your own. Carefully crafted logical arguments and good writing are a bonus but don't overlook particularly sharp satire, biting snark, or a high octane flamer. Try to keep the quality high, but in a pinch, feel free to substitute your basic journeyman partisan hack.
- Copy and link to this post (meaning these rules and the Award icon).
- Reflect on five bloggers who cause you to gnash your teeth when reading their posts, but who you nevertheless feel compelled to return to and read time and again. Write a short sincere (or not) paragraph about each one.
- Make sure you link this post so others can read it and the rules.
- Go leave your chosen bloggers a comment and let them know they’ve been given the award.
- Put the award icon on your site.
- Did I mention you should link this post?*************
That out of the way. I will fulfill my obligations for these meme/tags - The rules ...
WARNING: To all bloggers. The DWSUWF Award/Meme defense policy is to immediately award a Pissy to anyone nominating DWSUWF for any awards or memes whatsoever. Full stop. This policy takes effect immediately. There will be no additional warnings.
The "Page 123" Tag
1. Pick up the nearest book ( of at least 123 pages).
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people.
RATED "E" Tag
And the "This Blog is rated E for Excellent Award" simply requires it to be passed along to ten others. Apparently Dyre42 was rated by Carrie at Carrie's Nation who was rated by Archcrone. who was double rated by Drinking Liberally and Moes/ROTUS and that is as far back as I'll take it. My recommendation to Dyre42 is to start there with the Pissy. Remember, if we fight this meme scourge over there, we will not need to fight it here.
Page 123 of Timbuktu
First the book. Timbuktu by Marq De Villiers & Sheila Hirtle. The book was given to us by fellow travelers on a recent trip to West Africa and yes... Timbuktu. It is sitting nearby because I have been intending to finish up my blog trip journal with some pithy quotes from the book. I am only three months behind schedule on that project. The page 123 quote:
Actually, this is quite a good quote. We visited Mopti, saw the slabs, and walked that very wharf.
"I had once spent a morning in Mopti and had seen the stack of salt slabs piled on the cobblestoned wharfside. The merchant I talked to didn't know or care, exactly where they came from. "The Taureg bring them in them in from the desert." he said. "I don't care to go and see myself."
Now the winners - I cannot deal with choosing 10, so instead, I will choose six, and simply triple the number of meme/awards. Everyone on this list gets an "E", a "Reads Page 123" , and a "Pissy". Congratulations one and all.
First up HDW - who has been quite the nag in the comments here lately. He posts at HDW Mobile blog, with an emphasis on trout and wilderness management policy and his kids. He is also my brother and a co-blogger here, but you probably didn't know that, as he has never actually posted anything here in two years. He already has a Pissy - so - HDW - enjoy your 123+E.Enjoy your awards, everyone . See you at the apres award ceremony party. Time for a celebratory drink.
Blogenfreude at Agitprop. A cynical and profane bastard. And funny as hell (your mileage may vary). But he believes in Unicorns. Go figger. One Pissy, One E, One Page 123.
Mark at Publius Endures - A like-minded small "l" libertarian trying to figure out how to make some sense out of the remaining choices for President. He is working to derive a logical freedom based voting rationale for this years election. That, at least, is his intent. But like most people, the emotional choice comes first, and the rational justification for that choice second. He apparently doesn't know it yet, but it is clear he is voting for Obama. I'll be interested in his final rationale/justification for that vote. One Pissy, One E, One Page 123.
Steph at Death Chic - because she coincidently has the the same first name as Steph from Queen of Dysfunction, who was directly responsible for the creation of the Pissy Award and I am still bitter about that whole sorry situation. Also because I know that Steph's Page 123 meme will come from a Mortuary textbook, and who doesn't want to know what is on page 123 of a mortuary textbook? Finally, because she wrote a truly great letter to her Dad as he was deployed to Afghanistan. One Pissy, One E, One Page 123.
Stormwarning - because I have been arguing with him for years, and because I need to bring a little rational right wing ballast back to these pages, as we have been listing to port in recent months. One Pissy, One E, One Page 123.
Ok we have a right winger, a left winger, a moderate, a libertarian, and a mortician mom. How about one more -
Jeff at The Dominican - Because he is the best of the Blogging Deans of Small Midwestern Theological Colleges Who Are Also Fans of 24 And The Chicago Cubs. He is also my brother-in-law. One Pissy, One E, One Page 123.