Thursday, June 23, 2011

Obama Afghanistan Speech - Short Version

Short Version:

We won.

We are coming home.

BTW, we killed Bin Laden.

The Dividist is good with that.

Slightly Less Short Version:

We were right to surge the troops. We killed Bin Laden. We are declaring a modest victory. We also killed Bin Laden. We are bringing the troops home too slowly to satisfy the left wing and too quickly to satisfy the right wing. However, We did kill Bin Laden. I hope there is actually a centrist electorate out there. Did I mention that we killed Bin Laden?
Long version linked here.

More commentary from Memeorandum.

EDIT: Removed gratuitous, excessive, experimental memorandulingus link bait. It didn't work.

Divided and Balanced.™
Now that is fair.

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